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Hallelujah! sing Hallelujah! The lost has now been found!

The title is true. I found Susan Smiles, alone and hungry this morning, but still alive. SOOOOOOO PSYCHED!!! YAHAYAHAYAHAYAHAYAHAYAH!! gasp! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!! also, green day so soooo kewl

All my drawings are abducted from here

Susan Smiles, Emo Kids, and Boxin' Fox have all gone missing in this terror box we call Abby's Room. The Security Threat level has been elevated to a deep red orange in tandem with the tragic kidnappings. On this note, i have issued a BOLO for Susan Smiles, Boxin' Fox and the Emo Kids. If you see any, use this checklist for descriptions:
Susan Smiles:
Brown Hair
Green Dress
Green Glasses
Green Handbag
Small Nose

Boxin' Fox:
Red Fur
Bushy Tail
Everlast Boxing Gloves

Emo Kids:
Girl:
Big Headphones
Spikey hair
Horned-rimmed glasses
dark makeup
graphic tee
holding hands with--
Guy:
large headphones
spikey hair
graphic tee
also holding a black rose for the girl

ok!?!?! FIND them!

Viva La Gloria!

Check it out, my Green Day Amigos! That's right, I made it myself with my friend Photoshop!! Actually, I just need to post this for something that needs an ONLINE picture and wont just let me upload it. But, it is good. Rejoice in the power of my glowing photoshop skizzles.

A thousand islands fall in line

As for the past month of July, I have been in Colorado and therefore unable to post. I'm back now, and am part of a band call Emo Kids In Love. We are working on getting our band together and making some music. Maybe make an album, earn some money, get our songs played, and go to a couple gigs. ANYWAYSH, rawr means i love you in dinosaur please comment please, that would be super cool fool

Sketches!

Sketches! second is doodles, First is a Tabby fan art pic I made. its soooo koot!



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Again, I'm sorry.

It's been two months, by golly, and through one thing or another I have forgotten to post. I say very very sorry apologies to all of my wonderful reader, and that includes you Elizabeth. Anyway, I have decided to celebrate my return with a list of things that are awesome.

AWESOME THINGS.
SGR
Whales
Wales
NCIS
Bones
Sour Patch Watermelons
Abby
Tiny McGee (update soon)
Glue Sticks
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Caf-Pow!
Pirates
Ninjas
Pirate Ninjas
Zombies
Pirate Ninja Zombies
Emo Gangsta Ninjas
Facebook
Caffiene
Stumbleupon (yay for lizz)
Staplers
Not Captain Hammer
Bad Horse
Corn
Penny!
Not dead Penny
Freeze Rays
Lemmings
Sarcasm
Turtles
Sugar
The Status is NOT Quo!
The world is a mess and I need to rule it!
YOU ARE NOT MY NEMESIS!
Captain Hammer corporate TOOL!
Feet, in general.
Laundry
The dry cleaners
etc.


Anyway, Tiny McGee is 75%, still working on the head.
Now, a fun quiz
Apples
oranges.
FISH
QQ
POLISH dreams
romans
roman fish
what?

if this banner works WOOT if not there will be some code.

IM SOOOOOOO SOOORRY GUYs

by liz
by kai
Im so dumb. Here are the winners. They are the only 1's that got sent in :(

OMG swine flu

Okay, my precious devoted readers, DRAWING CONTEST! draw something cool and i will put it on my site. Email it to me at estherdegroot13@gmail.com okay? cool if you spam me i will ban you from my blog. and every other blog ever. don't be a spam robot. cool. yeah. boom explosions yay

The Smurfs have conquered Bosnia!

There is an inn, a merry old inn
on top of an old green hill,
And there they brewed an ale so brown
That the Man in the Moon himself came down
one night to drink his fill.

The inkeeper has a tipsy cat
that plays a five-stringed fiddle;
And up and down he saws his bow
Now squeaking high, now purring low,
now sawing in the middle.

The landlord keeps a little dog
that is mighty fond of jokes;
When there's good cheer among the guests,
He cocks an ear at all the jests
and laughs until he chokes.

They also keep a horned cow
as proud as any queen;
But music turns her head like ale,
And makes her wave her tufted tail
and dance upon the green.


And O! the rows of silver dishes
and the store of silver spoons!
For Sunday there's a special pair,
And these they polish up with care
on Saturday afternoons.

The Man in the Moon was drinking deep,
and the cat began to wail;
A dish and a spoon on the table danced,
The cow in the garden madly pranced
and the little dog chased his tail.

The Man in the Moon took another mug,
and then rolled beneath his chair;
And there he dozed and dreamed of ale,
Till in the sky the stars were pale,
and dawn was in the air.

Then the ostler said to his tipsy cat:
'The white horses of the Moon,
They neigh and champ their silver bits;
But their master's been and drowned his wits,
and the Sun'll be rising soon!'

So the cat on the fiddle played hey-diddle-diddle,
a jig that would wake the dead:
He squeaked and sawed and quickened the tune,
While the landlord shook the Man in the Moon:
'It's after three!' he said.

They rolled the Man slowly up the hill
and bundled him into the Moon,
While his horses galloped up in rear,
And the cow came capering like a deer,
and a dish ran up with the spoon.

Now quicker the fiddle went deedle-dum-diddle;
the dog began to roar,
The cow and the horses stood on their heads;
The guests all bounded from their beds
and danced upon the floor.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
the cow jumped over the Moon,
And the little dog laughed to see such fun,
And the Saturday dish went off at a run
with the silver Sunday spoon.

The round Moon rolled behind the hill,
as the Sun raised up her head.
She hardly believed her fiery eyes;
For though it was day, to her surprise
they all went back to bed!

Awesomeness. Persepolis ROCKSSSS!

All is well that ends well

There. I did it. I fixed it. Done.

Stupid video thing.

I'm sorry bout the Lovecats video. It was a free trial of FLV to AVI software and therefore put the colory things on the video and added backround noise. I will fix it soon.

We missed you hissed The Lovecats

If you were alive and sentient in the eighties, you understand the title, if not, refer to the informational video below. Its by The Cure. Please do not say its infringed because I got the video LEGALLY and I said who the owner is. Copyright The Cure. It is THEIR SONG. its cool. I lurve blogger!

Freedom from the edumaction!

Still mourning the mysterious disappearance of Susan Smiles...i f you have seen a naive-looking, brown-haired woman looking lost, check to see if she has half-moon spectacles (sometimes green + rectangular, though) and possibly a green dress w/ brown purse. Ask her if her name is Susan Smiles. If it is, call me. If you see the same woman on a piece of paper, just as good. Anyway, Sorry I do not post very often, I just sometimes am kind of busy.

Rejoice, brethren (and sistheren, to be politically correct, but sisterthen sounds much less cool)!
Last Day of Ze School! For a week, yaaaaaaaaaay!
CONTEST!!!!!!! Draw some cool stuff, send them to my email estherdegroot13@gmail.com an I will pick some and publish them, EH WOT! cats.

Susan Smiles. Will redraw comic soon.

Happy Spring Break, peeps.
Will be in CA. Will post w/ pictures.

Back from the Arctic Wastelands

Oh my, It has been years. I totally forgot. But anyway, I got a Twitter account, check out my Twitter feed at https://twitter.com/Abby_Caf_Pow . Coolness, yus. as I promised, here are some random sketches of Susan Smiles... OH NO!!!!! WHERE IS SUSAN SMILES????? sniffles... she is lostttttttttt!!!!!

YEAh, so gotta eat foos, see yo soonly

In like a lion.

First Day of March
Eatin' lots of starch
First day of Month 3
Almost School-Free
Away with February
February was temporary
First Day of the Month
...Fronth?





Malnourished Stuffs. :D

His Majesty-- Oberon the Octopus King!

Ladies and Gentleman, before your very eyes is the King of Octopi, Oberon the Octopus King! Also known by friends as Corn Root Man, Corny, Tha Rootmeister, Rootmanman, and many others, we sent a reporter to go have an interview.

Sammiches Blog: So, your majesty, how goes the Octopus Kingdom?
Oberon: Quite well, actually, business is booming.

Sammiches Blog: Do you actually have wings?
Oberon: No. That was really an trick of the camera. Interesting, though, innit?
Sammiches Blog: What is your opinion of Squids?
Oberon: Squids? Navy sailors or animals?
Sammiches Blog: Both!
Oberon: The Navy Sailors are interesting. They are nice fellows. Talkative, and we have saved may a squid that "drowned" in a ship sinking/crash/explosion. The fish kind of squids are like cats. Many are wild, but the majority are pets.
Sammiches Blog: Coolness. It's lunch. You wanna go grab some lunch?
Oberon: Sure.



FiN

Sketches tomorrow.

A reason of treason

I have a legit reason for not posting yesterday. I really just didn't feel like it. But look!I got pictures working!zombies

Oberon the Octopus King has Staphylococcus, Interview postponed till the 'morrow.

AWRITE EVERYBODY!! PUT YO HANDS UP FO THE FIRST Sammich restipee on this blog!!

How to make the delectable dish known as the Elvis Sammich, as Elvis loved this sammich. Honor the King of Rock 'n' Roll with this easy platter of awesome!

You will need:
1 ripe banana
Peanut Butter
2 slices of bread (I used whole grain, but any kind is fine0
butter

Step Un: Mash the banana in a bowl with a potato masher. Continue till it is a creamy unappetizing off-white/yellow pasty mush.

Step Du: Spread the banana mush on one slice of bread!

Step Trois: Spread a dollop of Peanut Butter on the other slice o' bready goodness.

Step Quatre: Slap the two slices o' Bredd together!

Step Cinq: Put a skillet on the stove. Turn tha heat up to medium-high.

Step Sei: Slap a generous amount of butter on the hot skillet. We're FRYING a sammich for the KING OF GREASE AND FOOD AND ROCK 'N' ROLL for cryin out loud!

Step Sette: Spread the butter arount as it melts. Put the lovely sammich on the skillet.

Step Otto: Fry both sides till they are golden brown.

Step Nove: Take sammich off the heat and serve.



YUMMY! Soz about the boringness, the pictures did not work.

Music Review:

WARNING: Do Not, under any circumstances, buy anything because I say it is good. My reviews are very much biased as I mostly only review stuff I like!

PAnIc aT tHe DiSCo's 'Pretty. Odd.'

Five Stars!
Very good. Very Strange lyrics, combined with beast rhythmic tunes, makes a good album, yes.
Best Songs: When the Day met the Night, From a Mountain in the middle of the Cabins, Nine in the Afternoon, Do You Know what I'm Seeing?, Mad as Rabbits, Northern Downpour


Jack Johnson's 'Sleep through the Static'
Five Stars
Fantastic Vocals and Chords! He deserves More CREDIT!
Best Songs: All at Once, Sleep Through the Static, Hope, Angel, Monsoon


Yeah.
Coolness.
Oberon the Octopus King Pictures tomorrow. May have to put up a link to the pictures instead on account of the picture upload system being persnickety.
Sketches Tomorrow!

Another Quick Epistle

The only reason I created this blog was that I had to create a Blogger account in order to stop myself getting emailed with all the new comments on Scary Go Round Creator John Allison's blog.
That is all.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

My alien friend is allergic to walnut green tea.

State of the news:
Not good.
I am tired, and we are out of Caf-Pow.
If you are lame enough to not know what Caf-Pow is, it is a super-caffeinated drink. See? Now you are at least 43% cooler jut by learning that.

Tomorrow: First Sammich Restipee!! with pictures!
Also, music reviews on last years best albums.
Maybe some sketches.
Pictures of Oberon the Octopus King/ Corn Root man. (made in art class)

"I saw you
in amazement
stumblin' though the day
you told me 'time never waits'
that's okay cause I don't wait for time
All of life
is in one drop of the ocean
waiting to go home
waiting to go home"

~Excerpt from 'Monsoon' by Jack Johnson
(very good song, btw. Listen to it yays!!)

Over.

A quick item of worthy note

I am back from Solo Contest! I played my solo 'Arioso and Caprice' and recieved a 1!!! (That is the best possible.) Happy for me, a bunch of my friends came and watched me perform!

Coolness. :D
In case you forgot, I play Alto Sax.

A beginning of an eternal wedding dress train

Welcome to my wonderful blog, Sammiches. This blog is epecially awesomeness as the person who writes these epistles is coolness, too. I was very bored today, so I made a blog. BLOG. BLLLOOOOOGGG. Say it a hundred times. It seems to now be a random nonsensical unmeaningful utterance. So...

Firstly, this blog may be about sammiches, how to make some very basic, yet wonderfully delicious, vegetarian sammiches. Say yay for yumsies sammich restipees!

Secondly, I will often wander off topic, and talk about clouds, cattle, catastrophies, or Russia. And other stuffs.

Thirdly, I will review and rate TV shows, movies, and music. I have no experience in this field. Do not, under any circumstances, buy a movie, TV show, or album because I say it is good.

FOURTHLY: I was going to write about somphink interesting, BUT I have a contest where I have to play a solo (I play Alto Sax) and very early too and I must go sleepybyes.

Fiftly (is that a word?) I will rant about awesome crap.

Sixthly (word again??) I will post drawings. Maybe, sometimes, sort of.

Seventhlistly, I will rant about adventures I may have had (sailing to an island on mini peoples, sailing to an island of giant peoples, bein locked in a treasure chest and sent out to sea... Gullivers travels, anybody?? Also I may give clothin' tips for goth peoples. Maybe Cake decorating tips too. What can I say! I am an Abby of all trades.

Eightthly, possibly how to treat a crime scene, stuffs.

Funness.
Have fun reading these missives, created from random thoughts floating inside my cerebrum.


Peace,
AbBy SCiUtO