Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oberon the Octopus King has Staphylococcus, Interview postponed till the 'morrow.

AWRITE EVERYBODY!! PUT YO HANDS UP FO THE FIRST Sammich restipee on this blog!!

How to make the delectable dish known as the Elvis Sammich, as Elvis loved this sammich. Honor the King of Rock 'n' Roll with this easy platter of awesome!

You will need:
1 ripe banana
Peanut Butter
2 slices of bread (I used whole grain, but any kind is fine0
butter

Step Un: Mash the banana in a bowl with a potato masher. Continue till it is a creamy unappetizing off-white/yellow pasty mush.

Step Du: Spread the banana mush on one slice of bread!

Step Trois: Spread a dollop of Peanut Butter on the other slice o' bready goodness.

Step Quatre: Slap the two slices o' Bredd together!

Step Cinq: Put a skillet on the stove. Turn tha heat up to medium-high.

Step Sei: Slap a generous amount of butter on the hot skillet. We're FRYING a sammich for the KING OF GREASE AND FOOD AND ROCK 'N' ROLL for cryin out loud!

Step Sette: Spread the butter arount as it melts. Put the lovely sammich on the skillet.

Step Otto: Fry both sides till they are golden brown.

Step Nove: Take sammich off the heat and serve.



YUMMY! Soz about the boringness, the pictures did not work.

Music Review:

WARNING: Do Not, under any circumstances, buy anything because I say it is good. My reviews are very much biased as I mostly only review stuff I like!

PAnIc aT tHe DiSCo's 'Pretty. Odd.'

Five Stars!
Very good. Very Strange lyrics, combined with beast rhythmic tunes, makes a good album, yes.
Best Songs: When the Day met the Night, From a Mountain in the middle of the Cabins, Nine in the Afternoon, Do You Know what I'm Seeing?, Mad as Rabbits, Northern Downpour


Jack Johnson's 'Sleep through the Static'
Five Stars
Fantastic Vocals and Chords! He deserves More CREDIT!
Best Songs: All at Once, Sleep Through the Static, Hope, Angel, Monsoon


Yeah.
Coolness.
Oberon the Octopus King Pictures tomorrow. May have to put up a link to the pictures instead on account of the picture upload system being persnickety.
Sketches Tomorrow!

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